10 Nov 2015 22:57:40
Thought I'd become a delusional Yankees fan

Sign David Price 7Y/70M
Sign Jason Heyward 9Y/60M
Sign Zach Grinke 6Y/60M
Sign Justin Upton 8Y/50M
Sign Chris Davis 5Y/30M
Sign Darren O'day 3Y/3M

Trade Brandon Ryan for Stephen Strausburg
Trade Brett Gardiner for Bryce Harper
Trade John Ryan Murphy for Buster Posey
Trade Chason Shereve for Craig Kimbrel
Trade Greg Bird for Carlos Corera
Trade Ivan Nova for Clayton Kershaw

Don't reply telling me none of this will happen. I'm just pretending to be a average Yankees fan.

1.) 11 Nov 2015
10 Nov 2015 23:51:12
Still not believable Yankee fan, you didn't put Mike Trout and Stanton in there.

2.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 00:21:17
Kind of a major generalization there, Doctor.

3.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 00:53:03
Dr. Awful, you are wasting your time. Don't try wasting ours.

4.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 00:56:52
You actually make delusional Yankee fans as you put it look sane.

5.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 02:57:45
Still you make some Yankees fans look delusional. Unfortunately.

6.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 03:43:06
I'm a Yankee fan and this made me cry out of laughter lmao. just wow I'm speechless. You must be like 10 years old. Cause that's how delusional you are lol smh.

7.) 11 Nov 2015
11 Nov 2015 04:18:01
^yes, anyone who goes around calling himself Mr. Awesome must be that young.