16 Mar 2017 20:15:40
Came up with a numb trade the other day:

Pirates trade Ivan Nova.
Royals trade Lorenzo Cain.

1.) 16 Mar 2017
16 Mar 2017 20:36:04
Royals get screwed.

2.) 17 Mar 2017
17 Mar 2017 00:48:06
When you post something like that, you know what you're going to get.

You must love verbal abuse. You were probably the kid that made a "kick me" sign, then stuck it on your own back.

3.) 17 Mar 2017
17 Mar 2017 01:33:51
But do you get it?

4.) 17 Mar 2017
17 Mar 2017 04:47:15
Don't worry, Red Sox Guy, I never pegged you to be astute enough to recognize when someone made a joke.

Seriously, read it again. Slowly. Maybe you'll see the joke. Then again, probably not.

5.) 17 Mar 2017
17 Mar 2017 04:55:19
Lol, it took me a minute, but I got it. Bravo.

6.) 20 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 15:33:24
Oh! I get it!

7.) 20 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 17:00:35
For those that don't get it (looking at you, Red Sox Guy), here's a hint:

There are no misspelled words in the original post.

8.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 01:21:28
What are you, 12?

We got it the first time. It was stupid then. stupid now.

9.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 03:31:53
"GET OFF MY LAWN! " -Red Sox Guy, 2017.

10.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 03:34:24
Also, based on your initial response, I don't think you're fooling anyone into thinking you got the joke.

You thought it was a serious idea. Admit it.

11.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 13:45:05
DANG Red Sox Guy. Don't know why u are so mad.

12.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 18:10:59
Lay off lol.

13.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 19:53:41
This is a real petty argument now. Its gone to far for the both of you.

14.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 20:15:12
Red Sox Guy is a perpetual bully on this site. Its nice too see someone give him his due. Expos made a funny joke and Red Sox got all pissy.

15.) 21 Mar 2017
21 Mar 2017 20:16:51
My apologies, everyone.

16.) 23 Mar 2017
23 Mar 2017 02:40:56
Haven't been on site for a bit. This thread made me laugh. Just a little.

Looking forward to upcoming new season, anyone wanna throw out some predictions?

17.) 26 Mar 2017
26 Mar 2017 15:00:15
I don't get it?

18.) 27 Mar 2017
27 Mar 2017 03:42:12
It's a "numb" trade. Nova-Cain trade.

19.) 28 Mar 2017
28 Mar 2017 01:53:44
Nah, it's just juvenile. exposfan, if you were just having fun, no problem. I get that. But it's a lame joke.

If I hadn't gotten the joke, I would have said something like "the Pirates don't need another OF with Polanco, Marte, Cutch and Meadows in Pittsburgh. "

Instead, I just stated my perception that you probably tried to make others laugh in school - last week, of course - and instead, found out that you weren't a joker, just a joke.

But you believe whatever you want.

20.) 28 Mar 2017
28 Mar 2017 17:53:32
I know this trade isn't serious, but I'm curious why jetjet thinks the royals get screwed? I think it's the opposite. Three affordable years of nova seems more valuable than one year of Cain, and the pirates have no need for Cain. Nova would find a spot in KC, and has a good contract. The pirates would not be able to keep Cain after this year.

21.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 16:16:49
so because you don't find a joke funny you insult people? You need to find something better to do with your time.

22.) 29 Mar 2017
29 Mar 2017 23:04:15
"exposfan, if you were just having fun, no problem. I get that. "

No, I don't think you do. Because I was just having fun, and you lambasted me.